Jeffrey Sebelia Bores Me

I've never seen Project Runway but I have a feeling that I wouldn't like it. Jeffrey Sebelia was the monologist at this weeks ASSSSCAT show at 7:30 at UCB Theater. The people in the crowd went crazy when he came out, but I couldn't stop looking at the dudes neck. It is HUGE! I mean we're talking marsupial pouch here. He may be able to design great clothes but he tells shitty stories. He obviously didn't know what he was supposed to do and I don't really blame him, I really blame Amy Poehler or whomever invited him to do the monologues. His first story was a short anecdote about his kid walking around the house with a turd in his hand. His second story was just plain sad. He went into a detailed story about how he used to be a junky and lived in a junk house. The story was pretty gross and depressing but I guess it inspired some decent improv.

For those of you that are Project Runway junkies he did reveal some crazy sex shenanigans that went on behind the scenes of the show. The worst part of this is that he said it was the funniest story he knew. He said that the cast members or contestants on the show weren't supposed to have sex while the show was being filmed. One night however two of the people(both guys) ended up in a shower together. He mentioned names but I didn't care and can't remember them. Congrats to him but I hope he enjoys designing clothes and his celebrity status drops so I don't have to see him anymore.

As usual the 9:30 show was a little better than the 7:30. Jeffrey wasn't there and a stand-up girl did the monologues. The only reason I want to see Jeffrey again is to see what he's hiding in that crazy neck of his.