Facebook the new Ultimate Stalker Tool

Facebook now has a great new update of the "Mini-feed". It will tell you everything any of your friends has done recently. Now you will know if friend-x posted a message on friend-y's wall. And if friend-w is in a relationship they get a big heart next to the feed and if they are no longer in one they get a big broken heart(sad). Big brother is watching everyone now on facebook and you can too. No wonder the facebook guys are making billions, they have tapped into every marketing and advertisers dream market. Watch your back and cover your tracks or Mark Zuckerburg will kill you.