Need to get a friend out of work? Use a Berkcrow

You know the situation: You want to go somewhere, but Berko has to work. We came up with a great solution today, it's called a "Berkcrow". It's just a scarecrow version of Berko that can be left anywhere he's supposed to be and you're good to go. We even developed a special sensor that will make it nod its head when you say, "Berko!!" Now you can enjoy Berko's company anywhere anytime.

Coming soon: Coachrow for your friend Nate. Comes with 100 Natisms built in to be said at random times throughout the day.