Battle of the Broken Nose

"Set, hut, hut!" The quarterback stepped back. Tristan set out for his route burning Berko on the line. The quarterbacks eyes projected the pass and Berko saw something that he thought he could intercept. Full speed he stepped toward Tristan and they both went for the ball. Berko's nose collided with Tristan's shoulder as they both went for the ball. Blood squirted everywhere like an automatic paintball gun had shot Berko in the face. "Shit! Jesus!!," His nose was fucked-up.

That's the way I see Berko breaking his nose this past weekend. The best part of the whole thing was this morning.

"Well, let me take a look at that." The doctor approached Berko and examined his nose. "Yeah that thing is definitely broken."
"Um, yeah." Berko replied.
"You could go get general anestesia, but that is just a hassle over at the hospital. Let me try something." The doctor put Berko in a headlock, grabs his nose and makes like Rambo breaking a bad guys neck. Berko's nose cracks like a fat guy cracking his nuckles. "Shit!!" Berko's nose is back together like everyone always remembered him.

A young Robert emerges.