Bald Eagles Set to Destroy the Nation with Bird Flu

Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird Flu

Fuck our national symbol. Who wants a bunch of birds that are going to kill us all. That's why Bush has ordered the annihilation of all Bald Eagles. I'm just glad I'm not in Alaska anymore, all those poor saps are dead when they get the flu. If I were up there though I would kill so many of those stupidly huge birds. I say we go back to what was originally proposed as the national symbol, THE TURKEY!!!