Hunting Turkey with Natural Light

Denmark, ME is a great place. I'm not talking about the village, or the people, I'm talking about the Turkeys. Yesterday I almost killed a turkey with a Natural Light beer can. At about 10 Alex and I saw a bunch of wild turkeys and immediately we knew what he had to do, chase them. Instinctually I grabbed a full can of beer and began running. I threw the can once I was within about 30 yards of them. The can flew end over end and bounced right next to the head of one of those wild turkeys. I spent about 15 minutes comando style wandering in the woods trying to catch one, but no dice. They were huge too. Several of them flew out of a tree and were at least the size of a basketball, even bigger. I'm a vegetarian, but man one of those would have been a great dinner last night. Shucks.